The Weekend BF

So ever since I subscribed to Tinder Plus to check out its local delicacies globally, I was furiously swiping all over the world on a nightly basis. Christy challenged me to reach a 1,000 matches.

But.. Like, what is the point of matching with men 16,000km away and never meet them? (PS men in Miami are the hottest by far!)

If I learnt anything at all from my heartbreak with HUGO, it was to not expect anything from anyone across borders. But I figured I’d be smarter this time round. I went against my better judgement and started swiping in Singapore.

I matched with Cruz. If you don’t already know, I am extremely attracted to bald muscular men. Exchanged a couple of one liner replies, added me on Facebook where we chatted a little bit more and I forgot all about him. The incoming matches were starting to get rather annoying.

Name: CRUZ
Origin: France
Ethnicity: French
Based: Singapore
Height: 5″8. Lean, muscular, bald
First impression: Bad ass
Age: My age

A week later, I was bored out of my mind with Tinder when I finally achieved my 1,000th match. I have stopped chatting altogether, even with those who made it into my Whatsapp.

Bored one night, I texted Cruz on Facebook. He was really witty and a reminded me a lot of Hugo. He looked a lot like Hugo too! The conversation went on for a whole week and he decided he was gonna come visit me.

Him: My friends will be in KL on Thursday. Think I’ll join them.
Me: Come come! Stay the weekend! But I guess you’ll be pretty busy keeping them entertained.
Him: Not really. They are going for work. I’m coming to see you. Them going is just an excuse for me to go.

The next day, Cruz booked his hotel and flight tickets. Apparently, he bought a one way flight.

It was just 3 days till his trip to KL. I was nervous. I mean, I really do hate dates, but I really enjoyed chatting with Cruz.




We planned to meet at the street of touristy bars for dinner and drinks. Ice skating, dinner and clubbing on Friday.

I arrived at the venue before he did and planted my ass as the bar. Cruz arrived 10 minutes after.

I was pleasantly surprised that the entire night was completely natural. No awkward hellos. No awkward silent moments. The conversation was smooth, we talked about every thing and anything. Well I pretty much already know everything that came out of his mouth after my intensive Facebook stalking.

We switched bars where we sat out in the dark, alone.

Cruz was a gentleman. I began panicking that it was going to turn platonic. Can you imagine my relieve when he finally kissed me?

We went back to his hotel after supper on the pretense of ‘having some whiskey’ that he bought at the airport.

Long story short, we made out, talked, made out, talked, F-ed, talked, F-ed, talked.

Yup. You get the gist. We spend most of the night talking from 9pm when we first met, up till we went into the room 6.30am to F one last time before calling it a night.

I must admit that although I was smitten by Cruz, the attraction level did indeed decrease as soon as I got into his pants. Well, I’d rate the F to be;

Performance: 7/10
Endurance: 8/10
Size: 5/10

It could have been one of the better F’s if not for the lack of size. Oh wells, I suppose nothing is perfect.

Good looks, successful, chemistry, decent in bed.. I was determined to keep the guy.



I left for home at 10am. I was too hungry to even think of falling asleep and Cruz was an extremely light sleeper. If I stayed on, there was no way the poor soul would be able to get a wink of sleep or survive the day.

We met up at 3pm for lunch and an hour of awesome Thai massage. Cruz wanted us to go back to his place to ‘chill’ before heading out to the club but there was no way in hell I was going to brace the insane Friday traffic or to hang out at the hotel alone while he went out for drinks with his friends. I am not his pet! And yes, I even told him that.

So we went our separate ways at around 7.30pm and met at the club slightly before 1am. It was cute how Cruz kept me updated with their plans the entire time we were apart.

Cruz: I’m leaving tomorrow.
Me: What? Why?
Cruz: I’ve got loads of meetings on Monday and I need to recover. I’m exhausted.
Me: Stay another night..
Cruz: I already booked the flight.
Me: Looks like I’ll never see you again.
Cruz: I can always come back to KL.

We partied, he got us a bottle of champagne and left at 4am for some sexy time.



The past 2 days were cool. We hung out, flirted, cuddled. Cruz was very attentive.

But when we woke up, I could feel the chill oozing through him. I shrugged it off. Perhaps he was just tired.

We had our last meal together before parting ways. Cruz had to be at the airport while I had work to attend to. The good bye was rather platonic with just a peck on the lips.

Cruz: Well, it was a pleasure to meet you in person, Tessa. Maybe we’ll meet again in the future, in KL or some place else.
Me: Yup! We’ll meet again. Hug?
Cruz: *Hugs me*

Cruz texted all the way till he got home, telling me of how a fever was brewing.. But that was it. He was cold and eventually stopped texting after a couple of days.


I was devastated for 2 whole days.

It’s hard to put into words how I felt about the weekend. Part of me thoroughly enjoyed having a boyfriend for just 2 days. Another part of me wished I could just keep him in my life.

But I had no chance of making it work.

Cruz ran three businesses in Singapore and invested in multiple other stuff. He traveled more than he was at home. The dude clearly only wanted a weekend F away from home.

It was only when I realized this that I sought ways to forget him. He reminded me of Hugo, so I dug up Hugo’s texts and reread them. Nope. Cruz was no where as witty as Hugo. He didn’t come close.

Then I saw SETH online on Facebook.

Me: Hey! It’s been too long! I miss youuu!!
Seth: Hang on I’m gonna call you *calls me after 5 minutes* Babeeee!! Guess what.. *goes on and on about his girls*..
Me: You know what? Save your stories. Let’s meet for lunch tomorrow. You’re buying!
Seth: OK

The next day, Seth bumped into PIER while waiting for me at the mall. The three of us had lunch together.

It felt kinda nice.. and strange that I was having lunch with 2 of my ex F-Buds at the same time.

But it was awesome that my memories of Cruz felt more and more distant with every minute spent with the boys.

The chemistry and love I have for Seth is irreplaceable, while Pier was one of my better looking F’s. With both Seth and Pier combined, Cruz was pretty much.. nothing! Well, maybe except for his bank account.

When I brought up the weekend, Seth had no comment. Pier however;

Me: Why would anyone travel across borders just for a weekend F? It’s not just about the money, but its so time consuming! It’s so much effort!
Pier: Well, let me tell you a story. I met this girl at the club but she lives in xxx. She told me to look for her but I refused to cross states, let alone cross borders just for a girl because my hands are already full here. Why do I need to travel for a F?
Me: Hmm..
Pier: Do you have your answer now?


VERDICT: My friends always told me I F-ed like a man. But no, I clearly do not. Yes I can F with no emotions but men could do a full on weekend fling with no emotions attached. Now that is a skill I’d like to acquire!


The Groupie

It was a regular Saturday night at the club.

Towards the end of the night, Christy found a Korean boy on the dance floor while I spotted a cute white boy near my table and when our eyes met, he smiled at me.

Christy: Hi! What’s your name?
White boy: I’m Max.
Christy: Have you met Tessa? *runs away*

Name: MAX
Origin: Germany
Ethnicity: German
Height: 5″9. Lean
First impression: Cute
Age: No clue

I said hi, he said hi and I spotted his two friends standing nearby. Oh damn.. those boys are hot!

I ran off to Christy and told her to ditch her boy.

Me: Aren’t they just hot? Dammit I can’t decide! Can I have all three?
Christy: Yeah.. that one is pretty cute!

You see, Christy has a thing for Asian boys and Asian boys alone. She had never tried anything else and I have been raving to her about all my sexcapades. She does find them hot but never actually sealed the deal.

Me: Try just once! If you don’t like it, I will never bug you again. Promise!
Christy: *Shrugs*

I motioned for the cute one to come over and got them introduced.

Me: My friend thinks you’re cute!
Him: You don’t think I’m cute?
Me: Just.. go to her!

Name: TOM
Origin: Germany
Ethnicity: German
Height: 5″8. Normal
First impression: Adorable!
Age: 8 years younger

Tom has these super adorable puppy eyes that made my insides stir. But I had my eyes on their other friend.


Origin: Germany
Ethnicity: German
Height: 5″11. Buff
First impression: Gorgeous
Age: 4 years younger

Friend No.3 was buffed with short blonde hair and looked bad ass. So totally my type. We spoke for a little and he dragged me out to the dance floor  where we made out while I felt up my new catch.

Rock hard chest. Subtle abs. Shaved. Decent size. All good to go!

I was surprised that it turns out Christy was totally up for it. The four of us left together soon after for their hotel nearby. The boys were in KL for vacation and were leaving the next day.

On the way to their place however, I realized Tom was the fun one and Brody was well, broody.

Me: How many of you are staying in the same room together?
Brody: All of us. We have to be done before they get back.

So they were living in a one bedroom suite with an extra bed in the hall. Christy went straight for the room while Brody and I settled for the hall.


Made out, stripped, put on a condom and F-ed for a minute.. then one of their girl friends came back!

Brody and I ran straight into the room where the both Christy and Tom were already undressed and all four of us hid under the covers.

Me: Oh wow! That’s small! *referring to Tom’s D in Malay* I’m sorry for you!
Christy: I know right. Just my luck.

And the weirdest thing happened.

Brody and I continued making out while Tom continued to F Christy, with her going all, “OMG are we seriously doing this?!!“.

It was hilarious! Half the time we were laughing at one another. It was impossible to focus on what we were doing.

Brody lost his erection from all the commotion of their friend’s return and I was just too lazy to try to get it back up so he went down on me.

When Christy and Tom were about to change position;

Tom: Wanna switch?
Christy: Serioussssslyyyy?!!!
Me: Hmm.. If you want this grumpy one, I’m all good *climbs off Brody*
Christy: Really? You’re giving me a soft D?!
Tom: Here you go.. New condom, new girl! *hands Brody a new condom*


Brody was a goner below the belt anyways and I didn’t particularly enjoy the way he F-ed. Brody immediately went down on Christy while Tom F-ed me good although he was way smaller than Brody.

We changed a couple of positions till he finished but Christy was still trying to get her new guy up.

After Tom and I cleaned up, Brody took Christy into the toilet and continued whatever they were doing and eventually started F-ing while Tom and I laughed, chatted and took a selfie in the room.

Tom: You do this all the time?
Me: No I swear this is the first time!
Tom: Really? Me too!

When they were finally silent in the toilet, we went in and threw them out as we really needed to pee. But..

When I got out, lo and behold, there was an extra person in the room! Max was back from the club looking all confused.

Max: WTF is going on in here?!!
Tom: There! I was telling you he has a huge D. Show her.
Me: Fine, fine. 
Max: *undresses*
Me: It’s.. normal.

Brody and Christy ran back in to the toilet while Tom and I made out, Max put on a condom and we F-ed for a little, having our own little threesome.

But I was pretty much out of juice after one too many D’s and told Max he can just forget about it. Max is the asshole of the group (there always is one) and was persistent and whiny but I guess eventually Tom told him to back off.

Retrieved Christy from the toilet who was sitting at the tub chatting with Brody and after alot of arguing with Max, we left.

Christy: OMG I still can’t believe that happened!
Me: It was.. hilarious!! Till Max came back at least.
Christy: Yeah Max was an ass. But the 2 boys were nice though.
Me: I like Tom more. He’s fun and so adorable!
Christy: Really? I thought Brody was hotter, taller.. really good looking. He’s really, really nice too!
Me: Yea he’s hot.. and if you like grumpy boys.. Guess it was a good switch then!
Christy: *laughs* If you put it that way! We totally graduated to a whole new level of friendship!

I have heard one too many stories from my ex-F’s bout threesomes and group sex. Few of them had tried to convince me into one but I was never interested. Maybe it’s cause they didn’t have any hot friends that I’d like to share the bed with. Although I have not actively searched for one, it had been on my bucket list.

Seth described it as fun because you’ll be laughing with your friends but doesn’t particularly fancy it because you can’t completely focus on what you’re doing.

I finally understand what he meant now. I have to say though, other than the fact that it was a foursome, the sex was way below average. Or maybe it was below average because it was a foursome

Oh well, I could not choose between the three.. But on some rare occasions, I guess I don’t have to.


VERDICT: It was really quite an experience. I doubt I’d do another group sex again unless it’s completely accidental, but I’d totally try another round of threesome with two hotties!